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Post by Don Luka Morratti on Fri Feb 22, 2008 9:14 pm

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Post by Leka on Fri Feb 22, 2008 9:30 pm

Dosao bogatas na ispit i pita profesor :
- Gde su bachene prve atomske bombe ?
Ovaj nema pojma, ali plati i polozi !
Sutra dan dolazi seljak na taj ispit .
Gde su bacene prve atomske bombe, pita profesor ?
- Na Hiroshimu i Nagasaki- odg. seljak !
Kada ?
- Avgusta 1945 god.
Koliko je ljudi poginulo ?
- 3 miliona
Imena kolega, imena?

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i hit godine
neki klinac se igrao na ulici i pregazi ga kamion

sta je pisalo na kamionu?

plazma - ne pusta te da odrastes
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Post by Maca on Tue Mar 04, 2008 9:32 pm

Pričaju dva dizelaša 2070 godine:

- Je li b’ate jel’ znaš kako su zvali Munze pre 70 godina?

- Kako b’ate?

- Zemun b’ate, Zemun.

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Post by E Nigma on Mon Mar 24, 2008 5:51 pm

Из новина, ал' нема везе:

Долази младић код плавуше која ради на трафици и тражи кондоме, а она пита: "За овде или за понети?" ROFL
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Post by Evgenija on Tue Mar 25, 2008 3:10 am

ROMEO I JULIJA

Romeo i Julija su zabari iz Verone i oni se
smuvaju. Medjutim, matorci su im veoma zajebani i uopste se ne
gotive, jer rade isti biznis, ali su u razlicitim ekipama (kao Verona i Kjevo). Zent im je da ih ne provale i da im ne ukinu kintu, pa se vidjaju tajno. I tako na 50 strana oni kao nesto kriju i kenjaju jedno drugom kako se
vole, a ne karaju se. Na kraju, jednom prilikom upadnu u
los trip i roknu se.

ZLOCIN I KAZNA

Neki student je stalno bez filera jer mora da placa
stan, posto je ispusio za mesto u studenjaku.
Jednom prilikom je bio u bedaku, pa je uleteo kod neke
babe, pune k`o brod na gajbu i overio je. Posle je uleteo
u frku sa samim sobom, jer se plasio da ce murija da ga
provali. U stvari on i nije bio neki krimos vec picketina,
pa se na kraju sam prijavio muriji.


ILIJADA

Ta Ilijada traje ko gladna godina. Vodja jedne ekipe
mazne ribu od vodje druge ekipe. Onda ovaj prvi, da ne
ispadne jajara, skupi ortake i opkoli ih k`o Babo
Sarajevo. Ali ovi prvi ga ispuse, onako zestoko,
jer su ovi drugi bili do jaja spremni. Onda jedan tip
smisli kul foru da zajebu ove druge. Satro, kao
boli ih kurac za ribu, vazan im je biznis koji moze da
se sjebe zbog nastale frke. Da pokazu da su
iskulirali, oni odu i ostave sleper cigara drugoj ekipi u kome
su sakrili deo ekipe. Ovi prvi su mislili da su ih
sjebali i poceli da slave. Kad su se ponapijali i
udrogirali, ovi drugi su izleteli iz slepera i
jebali im kevu k`o u Mortal Combatu.


RAT I MIR

Pre 200 godina Francuzi krenu na Ruje i dodju do
Moskve (kao u Pancer Generalu). Onda je dosla zima
i Francuzi se posmrzavaju ko picke i onda se napasu
muda Rujama ko zec kelerabe. Knjiga ima soma strana, tu
ima i neke ribe, zurke, zvacu nesto, njesra sve vreme.


PROCES

Tipa u`vate drotovi bez razloga i drkaju ga kroz
celu knjigu i na kraju ga sjebu do koske.
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Post by Jelena on Fri Mar 28, 2008 6:57 am

Hahaha, ovo poslednje je najjace! Skroz se slazem s opisom!
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Post by Evgenija on Sat Mar 29, 2008 2:16 am

Koja je razlika izmedju pileta?
To sto ima dve noge, a narocito levu
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Post by E Nigma on Sun Apr 20, 2008 3:09 am

Из неке колекције цитата са чета:

<Cthon98> hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars
<Cthon98> ********* see!
<AzureDiamond> hunter2
<AzureDiamond> doesnt look like stars to me
<Cthon98> <AzureDiamond> *******
<Cthon98> thats what I see
<AzureDiamond> oh, really?
<Cthon98> Absolutely
<AzureDiamond> you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2
<AzureDiamond> haha, does that look funny to you?
<Cthon98> lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us as *******
<AzureDiamond> thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that
<Cthon98> yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as *******
<AzureDiamond> awesome!
<AzureDiamond> wait, how do you know my pw?
<Cthon98> er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******'s and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause its your pw
<AzureDiamond> oh, ok.

ROFL ROFL ROFL
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DragonflyBlade21: A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with, you're a great guy, but I don't like you in that way. This is roughly the equivalent for the guy of going to a job interview and the company saying, You have a great resume, you have all the qualifications we are looking for, but we're not going to hire you. We will, however, use your resume as the basis for comparison for all other applicants. But, we're going to hire somebody who is far less qualified and is probably an alcoholic. And if he doesn't work out, we'll hire somebody else, but still not you. In fact, we will never hire you. But we will call you from time to time to complain about the person that we hired.
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<xterm> The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?
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<Th3No0b> Im going to be the next hitler
<Th3No0b> Im going to kill all the jews and 1 clown
<RageAgainsttheAmish> why the clown
<Th3No0b> See? no one cares about the jews
<RageAgainsttheAmish> lmao

ROFL
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<Raven> I tried setting my hotmail password to penis.
<Raven> It said my password wasn't long enough. Sad

ROFL ROFL ROFL
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Post by Maca on Sun Apr 20, 2008 3:58 am

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Post by E Nigma on Sun Apr 20, 2008 4:56 am

<Malagmyr> This linguistics professor was lecturing the class.
<Malagmyr> "In English," he explained, "a double negative forms a positive. In some languages, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative."
<Malagmyr> "However," the professor continued, "there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative."
<Malagmyr> Immediately, a voice from the back of the room piped up: "Yeah..... right...."

ROFL ROFL thumbs up

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<green> We vegetarians love the environment. carnivores are sick freaks.
<Frank> How can vegetarians possibly love the environment.. you keep eating all the fucking plants

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<Firefly> Time for my prayers:
<Firefly> Our Father, who 0wnz heaven, j00 r0ck!
<Firefly> May all 0ur base someday be belong to you!
<Firefly> May j00 0wn earth just like j00 0wn heaven.
<Firefly> Give us this day our warez, mp3z, and pr0n through a phat pipe.
<Firefly> And cut us some slack when we act like n00b lamerz, just as we teach n00bz when they act lame on us.
<Firefly> Please don't give us root access on some poor d00d'z box when we're too pissed off to think about what's right and wrong, and if you could keep the fbi off our backs, we'd appreciate it.
<Firefly> For j00 0wn r00t on all our b0x3s 4ever and ever, 4m3n.

ROFL
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<Edofnor> #1 pickup line of all time: "Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Cool
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